Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Yea my blog is quite dead. Ok I decided to come back and take a look. It has been a long time since I last blogged due to the bad common test results and the chain of events happening around me. I had to admit that Ivan is so zai that he can blog EVERY SINGLE DAY. Hmm also gratz xq for getting new phone>.>Nothing much to say actually, but anyway an article which I would like to share. The title of the article is 'GG'. Ahem. Ok let me expalin a bit. GG basically means 'good game'. People usually say this in computer games when they are losing and leave the game. No matter how bad something goes or how awful something is, u must always say GG. The person to whom this is said should respond appropriately by also saying GG. The most innappropriate and insulting thing you can do is not to say GG. Do not be suprised if ur disowned by your family and wake up abandoned in the desert if you refuse or forget to say GG. Catholics believe that if u refuse to say GG to Saint Peter when u arrive at the gates of heaven, then u will be banished to hell for all eternity and it's GG for u!!!!!!


The historical significance of GG resonates through history. Upon his assassination at the hands of communists in parliement, Julius Caesar spoke his last words "GG......... noobs." The Three Musketeers adopted it as their slogan and they always shouted "GG!" as they put all their swords together in the air. During the tyrannical reign of Vice-President Al Gore, saying GG was banned in the United States in an attempt to reduce Global Warming. This triggered a chain of events that led to the Civil War and the Thirteenth Amendment which enslaved all Americans darker than a piece of hickory wood. George W. Bush was lambasted for saying "GG, mission accomplished!" on an aircraft carrier during the opening days of the Iraq War because many believed that saying GG was an insult against Allah and Muhammed even though it is written in the Koran that u must say GG at least 5 times a day while facing Mecca.

It is common to say GG while slipping in the last words in a conversation. For instance, when a defeat or loss is entirely your fault, it is common to say something along the lines of "GG, my team was noob!" It is also customary to rub in a victory by saying "GG noobs!"


A bit of the lame right. Ok I shall make a proper citation: Wilde, Oscar Retrieved November 14, 2006, from GG - Uncyclopedia Web site: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/GG


Yu Ze on 8:19 PM