Have been receiving some ridiculously stupidish and longish emails. Got 1 which is some sort of reply to my previous post. Here goes:

Dear Pan,

Top of the day to you, (Ok thx) I am writing you this email personally and not officially. I do hope that you understand this. This is to inform you that a demurrage charge has been placed on your winnings. This is as a result of delay due to the initial attorney charges that you refused to pay. This demurrage charge will attract a fee of eighty nine thousand dollars (89,000 USD). It is advisable that this demurrage charge is paid in order for your winnings to be transferred to you before it gets too late. I will advise that you do not give up so easily, like they say, "good things do not come easy". (I see) I understand that eighty nine thousand dollars (89,000 USD) is a large amount of money. (No lar no very little) I have promised myself that I will do everything possible to ensure that you obtain your winnings (You promised yourself, guan wo shi mo shi), but this will not be possible if I do not get total cooperation from you. If you require my assistance, please respond immediately in order for me to advise you to ensure that you obtain your winnings in the shortest possible time without spending any money. (I thought there is a demurrage charge?) I hope that you will confide in me as I have confided in you? (Did u?)

I will await you urgent response. (No, I dun wanna go toilet) Extend my greetings to your family.

Regards, Martins Blaney.

Thank you Mr. Blaney. You really persuaded me.

Yu Ze on 9:06 PM